Smack my ass and call me Sally
Just a quick one tonight, as I’ve been out getting into the ‘Christmas spirit’ in Soho, and feel that the two slices of toast I’ve just munched are not sufficient to make me feel human at the meeting I have tomorrow morning.
Courtesy of the Tijuana Flats Burrito Company comes a list of the 15 hottest sauces in the world. Although I have my own version of No.5 (as many a lucky lady will testify), the sauce in first place — “Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally … Chets Gone Mad” — does sound like the one to drop in your Bloody Mary. From the description on their product ordering page:
It is strictly a food additive and should not be used as a condiment. It is made from capsaicin (pepper extract) and measures in at an unbelieveable 1.5 million Scoville Units.
And when you have have to agree to the following disclaimer, you know the products a good ‘un.
1. Due to the extremely hot nature of this product, Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally… Chets Gone Mad can cause serious injury if applied to skin, eyes, or any exposed bodily part. This product may cause eye irritation or inflammation to the digestive system.
2. I have examined the ingredients of this product. I have no medical conditions that may become aggravated, inflamed, or worsened from consumption of this product.
3. Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally… Chets Gone Mad is to be used at my own risk, and I fully understand the potential danger if handled improperly or directly consumed.
4. I will make all individuals who I may distribute this product to aware of all its potential dangers and harm.
5. I hereto for myself and my successors, assigns, heirs, executors, administrators and representatives, hereby fully release, remise, acquit and forever discharge Tijuana Flats Hot Foods, Inc., its allied, affiliated, parent, subsidiary and associated companies and their officers, directors, agents, attorneys, employees and servants from any and all claims, demands, actions, causes of action, damages, obligations, liabilities, losses and expenses of whatsoever kind or nature arising out of any acts, omissions, liabilities, transactions, transfers, happenings, violations, promises, contracts, agreements, facts or situations as resulting from the use, misuse, consumption or sale of this product.
6. I am eighteen years of age, of sound mind and not under the influence of any drugs, alcohol or medication that would otherwise alter my ability to make decisions. By purchasing this product, I agree fully to the terms and conditions set forth herein.
How much is shipping to the UK…?
I work for Tijuana Flats Hot Foods, Inc. the part of the company that supplies the restaurants with all the hot sauce. If I can help you with anything feel free to cantact me. Thanks and have a Hot Day!