Dave’s Burning Nuts
At last, some good news! Liverpool beat Auxerre 2-0 (3-0 on aggregate) and go through to the UEFA Cup quarter-finals to meet Celtic. OK, it’s not the Champions’ League, and Liverpool were pretty dismal in the first half, but when you’ve only won two of your last 16 Premiership matches, it’s worth celebrating.
Now the footie’s over, it’s time for me to draw up a shopping list. Jon brought a bottle of Dave’s Insanity Sauce (”The only product banned from the National Fiery Foods Show in New Mexico!”) back from the States a while ago, and it really is great stuff. So great that a few of us are planning a large combined order to save on postage. I like the look of:
- Insanity Limited Edition Reserve 2002: “Each year we formulate a special sauce with three times the heat of Insanity Sauce. It’s hand signed by Dave, numbered, vintage dated and laid to rest in a wooden coffin wrapped in caution tape.”
- Total Insanity Sauce: “This is a super hot sauce with a gourmet garlicky flavor. Insanity is made to be a cooking ingredient and Total Insanity can go right on your food.”
- Olives In Pain: “These tasty california olives are tortured by five kinds of chiles for a wonderful spicy olive experience.”
- Dave’s Burning Nuts: “Delicious but smokin’ hot peanuts. Out of the shell and in our can, these nuts won’t be hanging around for too long. CAUTION” (mainly because I want to annoy my mates with crap jokes)
On a completely unrelated note, do you want free mobile logos? (amusingly misleading; link found via fixed GeoURL)
- On the buses
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