Wacko Jacko, Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition

Need some ideas for Christmas gifts for a Michael Jackson fan? Sadly the section on Amazon where customers recommend alternatives to Wacko’s “Number Ones” album seems to be “temporarily unavailable”… Possibly because the list of suggested products (genuinely) ended up like this just before it was removed:

Top customer recommendations in addition to “Number Ones” - Recommendations

1. Thank Heaven for Little Boys - 6 Piece Gift Set
2. Identifying Child Molesters: Preventing Child Sexual Abuse by Recognizing the Patterns of the Offenders
3. The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things
4. Predators: Pedophiles, Rapists, and Other Sex Offenders: Who They Are, How They Operate, and How We Can Protect Ourselves and Our Children
5. We’re All Pink on the Inside
6. Passing
7. Scout’s Honor: A Father’s Unlikely Foray into the Woods
8. Moral Panic: Changing Concepts of the Child Molester in Modern America
9. Coping With Prison: A Guide to Practitioners on the Realities of Imprisonment
10. What Could He Be Thinking?: How a Man’s Mind Really Works

Top customer recommendations instead of Number Ones Recommendations

1. Unspeakable Acts: Why Men Sexually Abuse Children
2. Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean
3. Stop Child Molestation Book
4. Intense Device: A Journey Through Lust, Murder & the Fires of Hell
5. Protecting Your Children from Sexual Predators
6. Identifying Child Molesters: Preventing Child Sexual Abuse by Recognizing the Patterns of the Offenders
7. Anal Pleasure & Health: A Guide for Men and Women
8. Every Man’s Battle : Winning the War on Sexual Temptation One Victory at a Time
9. HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book 1
10. Thriller [Bonus Tracks] [ORIGINAL RECORDING REMASTERED]

Yeah, yeah, innocent until proven guilty and all that… but the guy is a total fruitcake, and that list is very funny.

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