Archive for January 2004

Whitewash

Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39)Elvis said: “Don’t be cruel.” (RCA, 1956) Jesus is the Lord’s shepherd.Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd. Jesus was part of the Trinity.Elvis’ first band was a trio. Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965) Jesus’ entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.Elvis’ entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had [...]

Found these drawings a while ago. Apparently they were done by the actual Simpsons artists around the time of Pulp Fiction’s release. Hope no one objects to me putting them up – thought they were too funny not to be shared…

I imagine quite a few of you will have made New Year’s Resolutions about learning to abuse the Welsh. So especially for you, Welsh swear words. More soon, you slebog!