Orange hands and my 419 persona
With so much bad news around, it’s nice to get the odd bit of silly news: a group of volunteers is swimming across Australia on the back of a lorry to raise money for charity (great photo).

Oh, and which Nigerian 419 spammer are you? (The adverts for t-shirts on the site were worth the visit alone—’Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap‘ being one which would surely guarantee a good kicking from a paediatrician-hating Sun reader at some point. If you prefer something a little less controversial, why not get a No. I do not have a Nectar Card t-shirt from Bowblog instead).
Finally, who was the mysterious Klansman with the orange hands and accompanying jangling sound? Oh dear, Big Ron must feel as sick as a parrot. Shame.
Sorry Badger, could you perchance email me? I would like to invite you to Breedster but unfortunately this requires me to know your email and I can’t see it anywhere here!
Hmmm, anyone know what I did with my contact page? Definitely used to be one… I’ll try to knock a new one together at some point this weekend.
Have you looked down the back of the sofa?
Yep, nothing but fluff and a few coins. It’s clearly been stolen.