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Orange hands and my 419 persona

With so much bad news around, it’s nice to get the odd bit of silly news: a group of volunteers is swimming across Australia on the back of a lorry to raise money for charity (great photo).

You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank.  You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.

Oh, and which Nigerian 419 spammer are you? (The adverts for t-shirts on the site were worth the visit alone—’Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap‘ being one which would surely guarantee a good kicking from a paediatrician-hating Sun reader at some point. If you prefer something a little less controversial, why not get a No. I do not have a Nectar Card t-shirt from Bowblog instead).

Finally, who was the mysterious Klansman with the orange hands and accompanying jangling sound? Oh dear, Big Ron must feel as sick as a parrot. Shame.

4 Responses

  1. Sorry Badger, could you perchance email me? I would like to invite you to Breedster but unfortunately this requires me to know your email and I can’t see it anywhere here!

  2. Hmmm, anyone know what I did with my contact page? Definitely used to be one… I’ll try to knock a new one together at some point this weekend.

  3. Have you looked down the back of the sofa?

  4. Yep, nothing but fluff and a few coins. It’s clearly been stolen.

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