Keep me away from eBay
If I hadn’t wasted thousands of pounds buying cigarettes for fifteen years, my house would probably look like The Simpsons Museum, which was put together by one chap to show off his amazing collection of Simpsons memorobilia. Some of my favourites include:
A pewter Homer bottle opener
The Simpsons light switches
The Simpsons guitar picks
A Homer Bar-B-Que
The Simpsons [...]