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God, you’ve got to feel sorry for the sane Americans who didn’t vote for the chimp. On the bright side, at least I won’t have to find something else to occupy the Random Bushism space here.
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Well, the result isn’t in but I’m gonna call it anyway, thank you, people of Ohio.Thank you (and all of America-though condolences to the more enlightened majority) for caring about the degredation of your education system which now boasts a knowledge (of world and domestic affairs) defecit to rival the one you and your children (and their children) will be paying off for your “war on terror” (or Halliburton etc. fund drive).Thank you for paying to watch (perchance, even read) such a partisan media that even Goebbels would have balked at it’s audacity which respects your intelligence enough to “communicate” in slogans and soundbites of fear and bullshit.Thank you for retaining your electoral college system which was set up to prolong slavery and grab a disproportionate amount of power for the South and has now led to a ‘campaign of the swing states’ instead of the country. Without this it would be tough for the party of racists, bigots and christian fundamentalists to rule from a minority position.Thank you for caring for your benevelent corporations and allowing them to spend a record amount on fund raising for both parties as it could only be for your good and nothing to do with policies and contracts eh?Thanks of course to John Kerry for putting up the appearance of a campaign to truly challenge your fellow Skull and Bones member Dubya. After all, he had the easiest political target in American history and truth on his side and yet, instead of informing all of the electorate and trusting their judgement he simply danced along in the ‘campaign of the swing states’ and snappy slogans and his slogans weren’t even the best!Well America look forward to anti-choice justices being appointed to the supreme court and more unwanted children of rape and ready-made broken homes to add to your burgeoning population, increasing disparity of haves and have-nots, collapsing health (the lack of stem cell research should keep illness and prices high) and social security system and extensive gun culture- that’s a good mix. Hey, who knows maybe the South will get another crack at the civil war? Florida, hurricanes? Bring ‘em on.. you’re either with us or against Kyoto. Thanks for caring about your woeful rail infrastructure which clearly isn’t necessary with so many SUV’s as your right goddammit.But hey, let’s calm down here a bit at least most of Britain’s onto that cunt Blair with elections impending (yet why he isn’t in jail is cause for worry). Why should American affairs concern so much when the rest of the world has got so much to look forward to… the unilaterally enforced democratisation of the Middle East.. with 100,000 plus already dead that can only lead to good things for Iraq’s nieghbours (did anyone mention the draft?).Thanks PNAC neo-cons for the raging success of your ‘skittles’ theory but I suppose it depends on your definition of skittles and wooden balls though but I’m sure that the 9,500 kilogram massive ordnance air blast bombs will be upgraded to a new generation of nuclear weapons now the anti-ballistic treaty was torn up by Rummy et al and the Iraqis will be upgraded to Al Qaida Iranians. Israel, look forward to many more decades of being untroubled by non-compliance of UN resolutions thanks to an endless supply of vetoes, surely Palestine isn’t integral to your area’s stability. Don’t worry Africa, the US has got your back too with quite high interest in the affairs of your oil rich countries and arms sales for your more war torn countries. Don’t forget the conditional aid funding for the promotion of abstinence to help that little AIDS problem you’ve got there.We now have a nexus of evil in the world, a rogue state with a veil of democracy heading towards a fascism and in charge of the world’s largest military machine and supply of weapons of mass destruction (real ones too). Junta should now be redefined to include ‘…by force or through complete control and subjugation of it’s media’ thanks to supporters of the Bush administration’. I call for sanctions against this gun-totin’, christian fundamentalist, ignorant, new-born banana republic with blue helmets on the ground until the media has been sorted, fair elections are held and regime change inevitably implemented. I just hope this administration can be contained by it’s own economic downfall (through which all the tax dodge buddies can clean up) and reduce the possible death toll and world war.As comic book guy would say, “worst day…ever!”
Get off the fence and tell us what you really think!
Went to a vodka bar last night and had 3 hrs sleep so (without taking anything back) forgive the slightly biased backlash and typos etc. (with Kyoto!). You get my general thrust anyway (and no that’s not my name for…) I must have been subconsciously prescient about the result to get my hangover in early sans raison de célébrer.
I was joshing – thought it was quite coherent for you!