Ho ho ho
Happy Christmas to anyone visiting World of Badger.
Sorry if the latter part of this year has been a bit pants (posting-wise, rather than geo-politically - that wasn’t my fault), but I promise to try harder in 2005.
Happy Christmas to anyone visiting World of Badger.
Sorry if the latter part of this year has been a bit pants (posting-wise, rather than geo-politically - that wasn’t my fault), but I promise to try harder in 2005.
The annual Lyttle Lytton Contest challenges entrants to write the world’s most atrocious first line to a novel, and this year’s winners have been announced. My favourites being:
I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged.
and
Now, you’re all aware of my vocal campaign against the global slave trade, so what I am about to confess may [...]
It’s been ages since I’ve posted properly, and even longer since I posted any fun games I’ve stumbled across. So here’s Fun Cup, a very nice little driving game that does some really clever stuff with Flash.
And for offline fun, how about the EGBG anti-telemarketing counterscript, designed to baffle those annoying people that ring up [...]
Hurrah! That deranged wanker’s gone!
There’s no point in me displaying false modesty; clearly it was World of Badger that forced David Blunkett to resign (or for the Sun readers, It Was Badger Wot Done It). Let’s examine the evidence:
November 25th: I announce my intention to stop Blunkett with my David Blunkett Voodoo Doll.
November 27th: allegations [...]