Doing a few lines
The annual Lyttle Lytton Contest challenges entrants to write the world’s most atrocious first line to a novel, and this year’s winners have been announced. My favourites being:
I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged.
and
Now, you’re all aware of my vocal campaign against the global slave trade, so what I am about to confess may raise a few eyebrows.
Thanks to Troy for spotting that one.
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