Very Important Mud
Whoo-hoo! Looks like I’ll be going to Glastonbury this year, staying in the VIP area no less. No mingling with the great unwashed hoi polloi for me, it’ll all be Pimms and canapés and manicures. Actually, it’s all rather out of the blue, so I’m not entirely sure what perks are on offer in the posh section.
Certainly there’s going to be a better class of mud in the VIP area — I hear it’s made of dirt flown in especially from Tibet, blended with some mud from the original Woodstock festival. No doubt I’ll be staying in a centrally-heated luxury Bedouin tent with my own private jacuzzi and bidet. “Kate, shut the fuck up and stop Pete puking outside my tent!”.
Nah, there’s probably a VVVVIP area for the celebs — the VIP area’s bound to be full of corporate hospitality wankers. Still, I fully intend to make the most of it. Cheers Si!
You’re welcome Badger but are you implying that I’m a corporate wanker? I won’t retort (no prawn sarnies for you!) but will join in on the whoohoo and make mine a Pimms.
p.s. in Badger bizarro world is the Kate Katie Price (aka Jordan) with Peter Andre or Kate Thornton with some unknown Pete?
p.p.s. If I do see Thornton I’ll challenge her to a game of death chess.