ICIGSITBOTH
Following the initiative to get everyone to store their next of kin’s phone number in their mobiles under ICE (In Case of Emergency), Bloggerheads has details of the ICIGSITBOTH initiative:
Eight out of ten people aren’t carrying information that would help if they were accidentally or mistakenly shot in the back of the head. Storing next-of-kin details in your mobile phone can assist the emergency services if you’re unable to tell them who to contact because your brains are spilled all over a railway platform.
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ICIGSITBOTH stands for “In Case I Get Shot In The Back Of The Head”: it’s what the emergency services will look for if you’re somewhat dark in colour, happen to be wearing a heavy jacket on a sunny day and/or fail to stop when plain-clothed men holding automatic weapons chase you down the street.
And for an extra dose of dark humour in these dark days, try this Photoshopped LU notice.
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- Peter Taylor – the new Chris Morris?
