David Blunkett Voodoo Doll
As we all know, David Blunkett is a dangerous madman and must be stopped before he turns this country into an Orwellian nightmare. But how do we go about stopping him? Now IANAL, but I guess that there are probably laws against running up to the Home Secretary and felling him with lethal kung fu blow to the windpipe, or turning Sadie into viscious attack hound with the aid of some acid and a tin of Chum. So I applied a bit of lateral thinking and came up with the solution: Voodoo!
This is the reason I haven’t posted for a while; I’ve been beavering away trying to create a David Blunkett Voodoo Doll (initial design concept pictured above). I had hoped to start producing them in time to line the shelves of Hamley’s before the Christmas rush – a nice stocking-filler for the kiddies – but sadly I’m running a little behind schedule. Just imagine 20,000 children eagerly pushing pins into the doll during the Queen’s Speech — it’d be bye-bye ID cards by Boxing Day, and all without breaking the law. Brilliant eh?
No mention of Voodoo, but very good nonetheless: Christopher Applegate’s David Blunkett Policy Maker — draconian rhetoric, whenever you want it
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- And now for something completely different
- Horrific and silly
