Cream your khakis, not Iraqis
Probably the best anti-war site yet: Masturbate for Peace; slogans include:
Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
War’s not kind, beat yourself blind
Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
Down with war, stroke some more
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can’t Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
